July 2010
June 2010
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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where...
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth (via justbesplendid)
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Moral excellence comes about as a result of habit. We become honest by doing...
– Aristotle (Metaphysics) (via justbesplendid)
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call 50 cent, my mom is tired of using technology.
mom: i got a new phone. it's called a backflip.
me: cool.
mom: i can't find my contacts. it's making me do backflips george.
i just had some sushi and wine, and i'm feeling a...
what do you want to confess?
confessions.
i am still at work.
i bit all my fingernails off.
i a little bit frustrated and a lot a bit tired.
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Good morning San Francisco.
While exiting my apartment to go to work this morning I overheard some interesting sounds, sounds that one is not accostomed to hearing at 730 in the morning. Of course I stopped to lurk and listen and I’ve got to say,you’d be hardpressed to get me half as excited about a cup of coffee as she was in her throws of passion. On second thought maybe they were just watching the world cup....
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i'm supposed to start my diet today, why the HELL...
We’re just like kids inside, we’re kids walking around in older shells
– Greg Benson (via quote-book) (via colorfieldsandwagonwheels)
i am not ready to wake up.
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i feel like i need a weekend to recover from my...
you can say hi if you want to.
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also:
i have no voice because i stood in the sun for 3 hours to watch the backstreet boys sing 2 songs to the millions of gays and half naked straight girls dressed in rainbow clothes.
after watching the most beautiful austrailian couple hold hands and share a banana, i have never been more sexually frustrated in my life.
rainbow tube socks go with everything.
the sun always shines for equality.
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its idiots like these that ruin it for the rest of... →
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my boobies have been groped way too many times by...