March 2011
2 tags
you guys.
last night i took this crazy brazilian weightlifting/cardio death class and i literally cannot walk like a normal person today. the instructor was like a shorter, more latin version of karen b complete with a rhinestone “I <3 RIO” baseball hat and pink short shorts. the class was very orange county and very hard. i feel like i am going to die, and of course, i’ll be there next...
5 tags
also, do not google "sand dab" before lunch....
what the hell is a "sand dab"? it's on the lunch...
seeyourgypsy:
For my friends who are ready to...
stagioni:
I Want To Hold Your Hand- The...
sweetmu asked: 4/23 Buddy Guy concert? 5/28 Tony Bennett? SF Jazz Festival: http://www.sfjazz.org/
3 tags
Watchglitterforbreakfast:
Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup
“In the 70’s I dedicated myself to witchcraft and Lindsay Buckingham…and cocaine. But now I use that same energy and dedication to bring you an affordable dining experience you’ll never forget.”
I refer to this skit probably once a month, and no one ever knows what the hell I’m talking about. I think it’s probably one of my favorite SNL...
“You do yoga girl? You don’t want to talk to me cause im drunk girl? When...”
– Overheard on the hood bus. This poor girl did not have time for drunk hoodrat shennangans. I don’t either.
thejillmatic asked: Hey, can we have nail talk - round 2?
I'm sorry to hear about your past nail experience. I don't condone violence, but I understand why Foxy Brown beat her manicurist. If it's a service I'm paying for, it shouldn't look like I did my nails myself. With my left hand. While I was driving. So I feel your pain.
I broke a nail, so I ended up trimming them all and...
I'm sorry to hear about your past nail experience. I don't condone violence, but I understand why Foxy Brown beat her manicurist. If it's a service I'm paying for, it shouldn't look like I did my nails myself. With my left hand. While I was driving. So I feel your pain.
I broke a nail, so I ended up trimming them all and...
4 tags
thisfeelslikethelongestdayofmylife.
3 tags
i am wearing wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide leg jeans today.
and when i say wide, i don’t mean in the waist since i bought them in 2004 and they still fit. throwback tuesday is in full effect.
wepostmusic:
Twista/Kanye West vs. Pendulum —...
Cool it Karen.
My mom made my dad take his shirt off and flex for a bunch of middle aged women. He hardly had to be asked twice, he’s in a tank top faster than Lohan in rehab. Now everyone’s posing for pictures. Only in the OC.
thejillmatic asked: Can we talk about nails for a minute? When you get a Tranny Mani is it a manicure done by a transsexual or one that a manicure a transsexual might also get? Either way, it works. Love it!
Also, when I get to the nail salon sometimes I think "What would Jordan do?" This week, I went with gold and leopard print. I think you'd approve.
Also, when I get to the nail salon sometimes I think "What would Jordan do?" This week, I went with gold and leopard print. I think you'd approve.
kari-shma:
John Mayer | Split Screen Sadness
“A teacher, a police woman or beyonce.”
– Yuvia’s answer to what she wants to be when she grows up.
“I gave up shots for lent. Anytime I want a shot I just get a double and pour it...”
– Overheard at the airport. Religion: I think you’re doing it wrong.
Brb off to so cal to see my mama!
rest(less).
