ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.

thugkitchen:

You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.

 

GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

5 ripe avocados

2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

¼ cup chopped cilantro

¼ cup chopped red onion

juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

¼ teaspoon salt

Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart. 

christinefriar:

Solange — Looks Good With Trouble [ft. Kendrick Lamar]

[britticisms]

Show me a better song to clean your apartment to for summer 2k13. Trick question, you can’t.

Guilty. #haterstotheleft

the doctor gave me the all clear for my hawaii trip! ALOHA BITCHES!

(via beyoncegifs)

17teenvoguechallenge:

“Is that wrong? For wanting more for myself, wanting people to treat me with respect? But next time they know better. But if I had accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.”

Nicki inspires me so much. I try not to take shit from people nowadays, just like her. So glad she’s on the cover of Teen Vogue. 

-YingYing 

herseaofwords:

aliensputum | thebluthcompany:

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

@andrewm25

sexmusic:

back to black // beyonce & andre 3000 [amy winehouse cover]

download: amazon mp3 | itunes

Nothing like an icy ballgame to remind you that it’s almost summertime in San Francisco.

I #hella ❤ SF

there is a new girl at work named lydia and it’s all i can do not to respond to every single email request like this.

(via realitytvgifs)

If you wanna know if he loves you so it’s in his kiss.

(via lnz13)

blurintofocus:

shananaomi:

noirbettie:

mightyhunter:

This 17-Year-Old Coder Is Saving Twitter From TV Spoilers

Imagine you forget to watch a new episode of Game of Thrones the night it airs. Even if coworkers stay mum about important plot points, Twitter is abuzz with spoilers. Fortunately, there’s Twivo, a new program that allows Twitter users to censor their feeds from mentioning a certain TV show (and its characters) for a set time period. Jennie Lamere, a 17-year-old girl, invented the software last month—and won the grand prize at a national coding competition where Lamere was the only female who presented a project, and the only developer to work alone. Internet: Meet the reason we need more women in tech.

(From Mother Jones)

I’m so excited by all of the teenagers in science and tech that we’re hearing about these days. MORE GIRLS PLEASE! 

At SXSW, we talked about how we can’t wait to see the apps fangirls create to make the internet further work the way THEY want. What we may have not said so clearly is that it’s really the way that EVERYONE wants the internet to work. Go girl.

^^^  so into this.

HELL YES.

(via imenandparker)

dailybunch:

Arrested Development’s Frozen Banana Stand Is Coming To NYC!:

i’m afraid i just blew myself.

ariverisariver:

No matter how many times I see it, Macklemore’s performance of “Same Love” on Ellen still makes me well up every time

not crying on sunday.