- woke up late, groggy and grouchy.
- 2 giant zits on my chin.
- spent the morning in IT, with a broken computer and no loner laptop. Had to work off my phone.
- finally made it to my desk only to be told a dog shit in the conference room and can I please take care of it?
- discovered the poop was 5 days old, people knew, and no one cleaned it up, called housekeeping and/or called me.
- picked up the dog poop myself. Sans coffee.
- late to lunch and they were out of grilled chicken for my salad.
- opened a water bottle and spilled ice cold water all over the front of my shirt.
- dealt with dumb drama and stupid emails all day.
- computer still didn’t work at 5:30.
- discovered a third giant zit on my forehead.
- found a giant piece of lettuce in my teeth, 4 hours after lunch.
- got thrown 4 new last minute P0 projects as I walked out to catch the bus.
- left my jacket, with my keys, at work.

And how was your monday?